I convinced the hobbit to accompany me on a foray deep into Goblin-Town. It went quite well for me. The hobbit later insisted that I deliberately tried to talk the goblins into trampling her.
Archive for December, 2008
Suicide Run: Goblin Town
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Goblin Town, Lilyberry, Misty Mountains on December 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
A new home
Posted in domestic, tagged Butterbottle, Shire on December 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I have a new home, a large smial in the Butterbottle neighborhood of Southfarthing, the Shire. It overlooks a tidy pond strewn with willow leaves and is just perfect, when you like “food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all.”
Hey, Calenglad.
Posted in exploring, tagged Calenglad, Lilyberry, Tinnudir on December 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Lilyberry tapped Calenglad on the shoulder. When he turned around, the fat little minstrel snickered and slapped him. “That’s from Gandalf,” she explained.
The ranger gaped down at her.
I just stared.
“Oh, wait.” The chubby hobbit lass grinned. “It was from Aragorn. So is this letter. He’s decided he can finally quit you.” She winked and leered [...]
Fog in the Shire
Posted in domestic, tagged Michel Delving on December 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It rained earlier in the Shire — and then, after the sun set, there was mist all across Michel Delving. It was so still that I could hear the frogs croaking all the way from Frogmorton.
Sauron’s Hussy
Posted in exploring, tagged angmar, Lilyberry, Malenhad on December 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
“YOU!” shouted Lilyberry. The little hobbit bristled and emitted a feral growl. She was standing right in front of Ailin, who acts as a healer to the honest denizens of Western Malenhad.
I pretended I did not know Lilyberry and tried to think of a way to smooth over the insults that seemed inevitable.
“Living in a [...]
